Warning: Avoid Stupidity

We all have that friend, the one who calls us at 3AM utterly shitfaced and asks us to come over and watch them so they don’t choke to death on their own vomit. Then they don’t even remember us helping them out the next day. The one who you frequently hear utter the dreaded phrase: “hold my beer”. Yeah, that one. This shirt is for them. The moron.

Soft and comfy with the right amount of stretch, solid color shirts are 100% cotton, and heather color mixes are a poly-cotton blend. This unisex tee is lightweight and flattering for both men and women.

• Tear-away tags
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide