Classically Conditioned
Classically Conditioned
Classically Conditioned

Classically Conditioned

Regular price $22.00 $0.00

No, don’t lie. You’ve done it. More than once. Under your couch are a few remaining bits of that one controller that you spectacularly smashed into a million pieces while playing Dark Souls.

But it’s okay. We all have had our little spats of ire. Don’t worry, no one here blames you. It’s not even really your fault. Video games are designed to tickle that obsessive-compulsive part of your brain. Especially if you’re a perfectionist or a completionist. They give us incentive to keep going while fighting us all the way. But when we do succeed we’re rewarded with that level up chime, that little sound effect when we collect a red coin, we’ve literally been conditioned to keep going.

So, don’t worry, that broken controller in the waste bin isn’t a shame, it’s a badge of honor. Wear it, and this shirt, with pride.

Unless it was your friend’s controller. That’s just rude, man, what the fuck is wrong with you? Don’t break other people’s shit, that’s messed up. Go apologize, and while you’re at it, get a second shirt for your friend too. It’s only right.

Soft and comfy with the right amount of stretch, solid color shirts are 100% cotton, and heather color mixes are a poly-cotton blend. This unisex tee is lightweight and flattering for both men and women.

• Tear-away tags
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30